My expectation for Chanukah

Every Thursday at the end of the day in school my teacher tells my class to make an essay. After he tells everybody to create the story, then the next week and the week after that he checks the story's and tells the kid who gave in the story what he should do. Either "revisions" or "It is done". this is part of my story that he told the whole class to do witch needs to be at least 200 words (in Hebrew, but I just translated It to English):


What will I do on Chanukah

Hello! I want to tell you what my expectations are for Chanukah. I am so excited because my father's parents are coming and are giving me a water proof watch.
Do you still want to know what my expectations for Chanukah are?
If yes, keep on reading.
1) On Chanukah I always like to eat doughnuts and latkes. But for the bad luck my parents only let my have one doughnut. They also barely let my have latkes unless I have protein first. Therefore I don’t expect from my parents to give me doughnuts and barely latkes.
2) I always like to go to "mitnapchim" (moon bounce) and buy popcorn. But my parents will never give me money to buy something not healthy. Therefore I do not expect my parents to give me money to buy something not healthy.

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how I finished in one year half of tehilim

On 04 November 2007 I finished half of seffer tehilim. I was doing the perakim of tehilim a lot of times and at the end I new it by hart.
A day later I asked my father if I can get extra money for finishing half of seffer tehilim.
He said: "you will get another spacial bonus if you go over half seffer tehilim and remember everything (to check he tests me)".
Here is one of the perakim I learned by hart witch is a song:

song of תהלים כ"ג

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Why did my teacher throw my marble out the window

It occurred on October 24Th at school. That day I wan a lot of marbles from a lot of kids. The class I had started and I wanted my teacher to take away a marble from me so I took out a marble (witch is caled a "Nachashit" witch is wirth 8) and held it in front of me. My teacher saw it so he took it away and threw it tords the window but he missed. He caght it and tried throwing again but this time he got it out the window. After a couple of seconds he said: "Oh now you are going to write on your blog about how I threw you marble out the window". Soon unuf all the kids asked: "What is a blog?"

my teacher answerd:
"It is a יומן that the whole wold can see it".

Then a kid asked:
how do you make a blog?

I said:
"It is realy easy".

my teacher said:
"Just ask shaltiel".

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How I made a resolution to assist my friends shop

It occur around 2 weeks in the presence of October, my friend told me that his brother is going to to strike him because he got hardly any money. Later when school ended me and my good friend marched turds my house. I commenced going up the stairs and I begged my mother to give unuf money so my friend's brother won't struck him. She agreed, but only if I get the money when I get back. I agreed. I went down and gave him the money and stamped back upstairs.

QUESTIONS

Why was my friends brother going to strike him?

because they bot a lot of candy and were selling the candy for less money. his brother was going to murder (strike) him because he only sold a little bit of candy (and got a little bit of mone).

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קוליות (Koliot)

I learned in school something that is called: "קוליות" Koliot. "B" is a "קולי" Koli letter. If you say the letter "B" out loud is sounds like the letter "B"; If you whisper the letter "B" then it sounds like the letter "V". Why did the letter "B" turn into the letter "V"?
Because it turned from a plosive to a fricative.
If you take away the Koliot then it becomes a "P".
Here are 2 (boxes) examples (one in English and one in Hebrew):

In English:


In Hebrew:


I learned lots of more boxes of them with defferent letters.

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Simchat Torah (Mareh Cohen)

On Simchat Torah (night) the crowd sang songs and one of them is "Mareh Cohen". this is the song:

Mareh Cohen

At the last 2 lines of the song a father put me on his shoulders and I shouted the last 2 lines. I finished saying (shouting) the last 2 lines and the crowd Began to say:

אמת מה נהדר היה כהן גדול בצאתו מבית קדשי הקדשים בשלום בלי פגע.

and the father I was on jumped and I jumped too (on his shoulder).

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2 Questions for the רב רימון

ערבית just ended and I ran to the רב רימון and asked him these 2 Questions:

1] I am a Lefty so do I cover my eyes at שמע ישראל with my left of right hand?
2] how do you call שבת תשובה:
שבת תשובה or שבת שובה

Answers

1] I think you still need to cover your eyes with your right hand but I am not shur, ask me that Question a difrent time because I need to check it out.
2] you could call it both שבת תשובה and שובה.


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simchat torah (Alia to the torah)

On simchat Torah (day) I saw my Friends father reading the Torah. I watched him read until my Friend pulled me away. He asked me:
"Do you want to make a Alia to the Torah?"
"Yes" I answered. I waited on line for doing a Alia (of kids). It was my turn, and a kid (I do not know) let me use his talit for the Alia. I put on the talit and said the Alia. the words of the Alia are:

ברכו את ה' המבורך
ברוך ה' המבורך לעולם ועד

ברוך אתה ה' אלקינו מלך העולם אשר בחר בנו מכל העמים ונתן לנו את תורתו ברוך אתה ה' נותן התורה.
while he read the Torah I followed along with my eyes. after the reader of the Torah reads the parshia I say:
ברוך אתה ה' אלקינו אשר נתן לנו תורת אמת וחיי עולם נטע בתוכנו ברוך אתה ה' נותן התורה
I said that and ran off to tell my father about that.

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The collection of marbles

I wanted a bicycle deck (a spacial kind deck of cards). We drove to the store and tried buying (the deck of cards) but they did not have. So I decided to buy a pack of marbles for 2.50 shekel.
The next day we (my family with me) went (drove) to Jerusalem. we walked from "Ben yehuda" to the pharmacy. There wasn't the medicine we were looking for. There was a lot of candy so I bot one peace of candy for 5.99 shekel.
I paid for the candy and started eating it. After a couple of seconds my brother said he will buy it from me for 5 shekel. I agreed and we traded. I went in to a toy
store and bot a pack of huge marbles with the five shekel my brother gave me.
that is why I had so meny marbles.

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