Falafel for Breakfast?

On Sunday 17/5/09 my Teacher made an official announcement that on Friday (Yom Yerushalim) we will have a class breakfast. So he chose 1 kid to take complete charge of the menu (if he wants he can ask someone to help him). On Monday the teacher checked if everything was all right. And on that same day I heard the kid in charge wanted to have falafel at 10:00 in the morning. I thought it was crazy and a lot of other kids agreed that to have falafel in the morning is disgusting. So he changed it to pancakes and french-fries and they even added eggs for scrambled eggs. When my teacher herd that we were having french-fries he himself said "are you crazy?"



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The Bus and the lottery tickets

On Monday 13\4\09 My Family and I went to the Old City. Our car is only a five seater so my father and I had to tremp. We took a bus to the תחנה המרכזית and we were about to get on to a bus when we saw a Loto store. We ran there bought 2 of the 20 shekels tickets 2 of the 10 shekels tickets and 1 of the 15 shekel tickets. As soon as we got it we ran to the bus they said it was full so we went to the second one but they said that he wasn't going to the place we were going. Finally we found a bus that would get us close to where we wanted to go. We were lucky because we were the last ones on. And as for the lottery tickets i won 30 shekels and lost 45 shekels.

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The Program That Tests Aramic

A couple times a week in school Yaakov Avdiel has gemara. There Are A lot of hard words so i made him a program that writes a word in aramic. if he just can't do it or he just can't remember so he clicks the 'I Give Up' button and it tells him the answer and then another word.



If he got it right then he gets a new word to do the same thing.



If he guesses worng then he does the same word again until he gives up or gets it right.



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Three Last chametz rolls

Yesterday we were cleaning the whole morning. Beetween every chore we got a break. When I Finished my first Chore I was very hungry. Just then my parents came home from shopping so I had 2 of the 3 white (flour) rolls that they bought. After I did a lot more of my chores then I ate the last roll. When I was Just about to finish my roll Immanuel came and saw me and said he also wants. while he said that my mother passed by and said that Immanuel could have one of her Whole Wheat rolls. I was very happy that i didn't need to have one of her whole wheat rolls because I hate store-bought Whole Wheat rolls. So it turns out to be I was very happy with the three rolls for most of the day.

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Ometz And his Sandals

On Sunday 05\04\09 I had vacation so The Whole morning My brothers and I Played computer games. Later Immanuel took Chen Shmuel and Ometz my little brothers to a park. Chen Shmuel went to his camp and Immanuel played with Ometz. When Immanuel got back it turned out to be that they forgot Ometz's Sandals. So I went all the way to the park on my bike and when i got there it took me five minutes just to find the sandals. I tied them to my bike and started riding back, but just when I almost got home i realized the one sandal fell so I had to go back on my trails until i found the sandal.


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My Trip To

On Tuesday 31/03/09 My Family And I Went To Ganei Yehoshua. We Didn't have Room In The Car For Everybody, So My Father And I Tremped to the Train And My Mother and the rest of the family went by car (Not To The Train). When We Got to Ganei Yehoshua (They Were Already There) my Brother Called me to where they were. Soon We Climbed up to the top of one of the Activity Building And Here's a picture of me and him on the top:

Later we Were bored so my father rented us a family bicycle and Me and my Brother Drove It. My Little Brother (Immanuel) sat in the back being LAZY While me and My BIG Brother drove (When i came home the spot where i sat on the seat of the family Bicycle was blue) Here Is A Picture of us:

Next we went to the Boats on a Row boat but there was only room for 5 so me and my big brother took a Pedal Boat and we were pedaling all over. After a couple of minutes when we were next to the rest of the family the wind blew and my cipah fell into the water we tried taking it but by the time we managed to reach it the cipah drowned. Here Is a Picture of us pedaling:


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A. K. and his Sister Fight and Tie

On Purim Night (NOT Shushan) my Father, brother and I went to party at my friend's (A.K.) mishte. I asked him if he'd like to sleepover, THEN his parents agreed so all i had to do was convince my father. Afterward my Father, A.K. and I had a "conference" about "What would we do if he let us sleepover". So we talked and finally we came to an agreement: We would write an essay during the night and in the morning we'd watch a movie and play computer games. After a while A.K. and I were talking and his sister came and "by accident" closed a drawer on A.K.'s back. A.K. ignored it for a minute and surprisingly went to his sister and kicked her very hard. His aunt gave her an idea so A.K.'s sister took a cup of water and pretended drinking and came to A.K. and spilled the cup of water on A.K. So A.K. was so mad he took a wine bottle and almost smashed it on her head. Then she tattle-told on A.K. and just in time his mother stopped him from smashing the bottle of wine. They talked a little and his sister showed him the spot where he kicked her. So he saw a full opened bottle of water on the table so while she was showing him what he did to her he took the bottle of water and spilled it all over her. Later he was in such a bad mood that his parents didn't let him sleepover.

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מדורת הקרטונים

בס"ד
ביום שני בשעות אחר-הצהרים אני, האחים שלי והדודים שלי התרוצצנו בגבעת-החיש לאסוף עצים. מצאנו הרבה קוצים וריכזנו אותם בסדר יפה למדורה. אחר כך אמרתי לאחי הגדול: "אנחנו צריכים גם קצת קרטונים במדורה כי הם בוערים מהר מאוד ומשפיעים הרבה על המדורה", הוא ענה, "יש קרטוניה ממש ממולנו כך כאשר נצטרך קרטונים נוכל לרוץ לשם ולהביא עוד". "בסדר", חשבתי לעצמי, "נוכל לקבל טונות של קרטונים בלי מאמץ בכלל".
השעה באה ואני, אח שלי ואחד מקרובי הדם שלי הלכנו לפני כולם עם שלושה גפרורים. אחי כמובן הדליק את הראשון נכבה אחרי כמה שניות וגם השני אך הוא נכבה אחרי כמה שניות. לא ידענו מה לעשות ולא רצינו לחזור הביתה כי זה 10 דקות הליכה מפה הביתה ולא בטוח שבכלל יש לנו עוד גפרורים בבית. ישבנו וחשבנו לעשר דקות ופתאום היה לי רעיון ניקח את השניים הראשונים שכבר לא עבדו ונדליק את השלישי ואיתו הבעיר את השניים הראשנים. הרהרו בליבם האחרים על הרעיון ואשרו שהרעיון שלי הוא רעיון טוב. עשינו את הרעיון שלי ובאמת כל המדורה דלקה בדיוק בזמן שכל שאר המשפחה הגיעה למדורה עם כל האוכל.
כאשר כל שאר המשפחה הגיעה עם כל האוכל, לקחתי מרשמלו על שיפוד ושמתי אותו במדורה אך לשונות אש שרפו את העיניים שלי. אז הוצאתי את המרשמלו והלכתי הצידה. בדיוק ברגע זה היה לי רעיון, לקחתי אבנים, שמתי אותם במעגל קטן כמו מני מדורה, לקחתי טונות של קרטונים והכנתי מני מדורה. שם היה הרבה יותר קל לצלות מרשמלו.
פתאום כל הקרטונים שלי נעלמו והבנתי שכולם נשרפו והאש עומעמה. התחרטתי על מעשי הטיפש והתחלתי להרגיש עצוב, לא ידעתי מה לעשות ובדיוק ראיתי את הבן-דוד שלי בא עם עוד הרבה קרטונים. שאלתי אותו: "אפשר אותם?" הוא ענה: "כן הם כולם בשבילך". אמרתי תודה מקרב לב, והמדורה שלי נהייתה גדולה עוד פעם. ועם כל הקרטונים שהביאו לי הצלחתי להשאיר את המיני מדורה דולקת להרבה זמן.
וכל הזמן שהמיני מדורה דלקה ישבתי מסביבה ולא מסביב המדורה הגדולה. וכל הזמן שישבתי מסביב למדורה שלי חשבתי איך אח שלי צדק שלא היינו צריכים לאסוף קרטונים.

My Eye Test Chart

A couple of days ago (or weeks) my father took my brother to a eye doctor and i came with. At the doctor i saw him put up an eye chart and tested him with out glasses and only one eye. How did he test him with only one eye?
its because the doctor covered his second eye with tape and tested him with the that was not covered. Later that day my brother asked me to test him with and with out his glasses. So i made my own chart and here it is:

But when i printed it there wasn't so much ink in the printer so it didn't come out good. In a couple of days when ever i have time i will test him with my chart.
How will i print it if there isn't any ink in the printer?
Because my father switched inks not long ago.


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יום העצמאות barbecue

Yesterday and my Family And I went to כפר עציון to do a barbecue. While the food was cooking me and my father played baseball. At the beginning we stood close to each other and played catch and we practiced a little bit then we each threw 5 good throws and after that each of us went back a step and when we finished Playing the food was ready.
I ate a little and after a couple of hours we left and on the way home i said that i got much better at baseball.
When we got home my mother started making some muffins and i was taking out the muffin wrappers my mother dropped a almond and i caught it between the wrappers. Thats a proof that i got better at baseball.